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Sunday, April 24, 2016

Testing

Today I will Teach You the steps on How to "properly" prepare for a test.

Step 1: Never Listen in class

Step 2: Never take notes until forced to do so.

Step 3: Never ever keep your accordion organized.

Step 4: Act like you know what is going in the class by raising your hand when everyone else does and hope you don't get called on.

Step 5: Never do ur Homework until 3:00 a.m.

Step 6: Try to miss most of class by staying in the bathroom so that when the others have to do work, you don't have to.

Step 7: Try to stay late after class to write random things in your agenda so that the teacher thinks your paying attention.

Step 8: Copy Copy Copy

Step 9: Try to remember things that you know at the top off your head to try and pass the test.

Step 10: Write a lot of completely false information when it comes to the writing part of the test and don't put and spaces so that it looks like a lot but it actually isn't a lot and them the teacher will think that you did the correct job and get too lazy to read it cause it is to much.

So there you have it, how to "properly" prepare for a test.

1 comment:

  1. Hilarious, Jesse. Too bad that I don't believe that you follow these steps that often. :)

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